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<title>The Prandial Post</title>
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<dc:creator>Andrew Losowsky</dc:creator>
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<title>in other news</title>
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<description> Back in a couple of weeks....</description>
<dc:subject></dc:subject>
<dc:creator>Andrew Losowsky</dc:creator>
<dc:date>2008-06-23T03:33:35+01:00</dc:date>
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Back in a couple of weeks.</p>]]>

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<title>Trouble at Mil&apos;an</title>
<link>http://www.losowsky.co.uk/weblog/archives/2008/05/09/trouble_at_mila.html</link>
<description> For those who aren&apos;t reading over there, I&apos;m giving a little talk and curating a not-so-little exhibition over in Milan later this month. Come along, do....</description>
<dc:subject></dc:subject>
<dc:creator>Andrew Losowsky</dc:creator>
<dc:date>2008-05-09T08:37:00+01:00</dc:date>
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For those who aren't reading over <a href="http://www.losowsky.com/magtastic">there</a>, I'm giving a little talk and curating a not-so-little exhibition <a href="http://www.signjam.it">over in Milan</a> later this month. Come along, do.</p>]]>

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<item rdf:about="http://www.losowsky.co.uk/weblog/archives/2008/04/28/because_i_still.html">
<title>Because I still seem to have some spare time</title>
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<description>I know, blog, I&apos;ve been neglecting you. You see... I&apos;m also with another now. I don&apos;t see why we can&apos;t just share. I love you both equally. So come and join the party over at the Magtastic Blogsplosion!...</description>
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<dc:creator>Andrew Losowsky</dc:creator>
<dc:date>2008-04-28T21:20:20+01:00</dc:date>
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<![CDATA[<p>I know, blog, I've been neglecting you. You see... I'm also with another now. I don't see why we can't just share. I love you both equally.</p>

<p>So come and join the party over at the <a href="http://www.losowsky.com/magtastic">Magtastic Blogsplosion</a>!</p>]]>

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<item rdf:about="http://www.losowsky.co.uk/weblog/archives/2008/04/21/the_spaniards_a.html">
<title>The Spaniards are coming!</title>
<link>http://www.losowsky.co.uk/weblog/archives/2008/04/21/the_spaniards_a.html</link>
<description> Remember I talked about us getting nominated for a magazine Oscar? Here come the BAFTAs. Ling has won In-Book status at the D&amp;AD awards for its groundbreaking covers. Judges included Terry Jones (founder of i-D) and Janet Froelich (creative director of the New York Times magazine). Good thing cava&apos;s cheap in Barcelona. UPDATE: We&apos;ve celebrated by putting Ling online! See it (without the ads) with clickable pages over here....</description>
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<dc:creator>Andrew Losowsky</dc:creator>
<dc:date>2008-04-21T12:26:38+01:00</dc:date>
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<p>Remember I talked about us <a href="http://www.losowsky.co.uk/weblog/archives/2008/02/26/flying_high_1.html">getting nominated for a magazine Oscar</a>? Here come the BAFTAs.</p>

<p><em>Ling</em> has won In-Book status at the <a href="http://www.dandad.org/awards/awards.html">D&AD awards</a> for its <a href="http://magculture.com/blog/?p=1300">groundbreaking covers</a>. Judges included Terry Jones (founder of <em>i-D</em>) and Janet Froelich (creative director of the <em>New York Times magazine</em>). </p>

<p>Good thing cava's cheap in Barcelona.</p>

<p><strong>UPDATE</strong>: We've celebrated by putting <em>Ling</em> online! See it (without the ads) with clickable pages <a href="http://www.lingmagazine.com">over here</a>.</p>]]>

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<title>mach 1</title>
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<description>For those who might find themselves in Hull next week - and hey, who in this day and age can say that will never happen - the man Richards and myself will be doing a screening/talk entitled Playing Hollywood: The Rise of Machinima, as part of the Hull International Short Film Festival. For all fans of storytelling, computer games, short films, silliness and big screen mayhem. Come along! Here&apos;s the blurb from the catalogue: &quot;You don&apos;t need cameras to make films. Instead, get a Playstation. Amateur filmmakers around the world are doing just that, subverting videogames to tell their own stories, and sharing them online. Showcasing the very best in the growing genre of &apos;machinima&apos;, Andrew Losowsky and Nick Richards will blow you away with comedies, action sequences, moving dramas and jaw-dropping art, all made with a mouse and gamepad. Neither gaming nor cinema will ever be the same again.&quot; NEVER THE SAME AGAIN!...</description>
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<dc:creator>Andrew Losowsky</dc:creator>
<dc:date>2008-04-10T12:05:28+01:00</dc:date>
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<![CDATA[<p><img alt="cars.jpg" src="http://www.losowsky.co.uk/weblog/cars-thumb-380x210.jpg" width="380" height="210" /></a><br><br>For those who might find themselves in Hull next week - and hey, who in this day and age can say that will never happen - the man <a href="http://www.nedrichards.com">Richards</a> and myself will be doing a screening/talk entitled <em>Playing Hollywood: The Rise of Machinima,</em> as part of the Hull International Short Film Festival.</p>

<p>For all fans of storytelling, computer games, short films, silliness and big screen mayhem. Come along! </p>

<p>Here's the blurb from the <a href="http://www.hullfilm.co.uk/press2.php">catalogue</a>:  </p>

<p>"You don't need cameras to make films. Instead, get a Playstation. Amateur filmmakers around the world are doing just that, subverting videogames to tell their own stories, and sharing them online. </p>

<p>Showcasing the very best in the growing genre of 'machinima', Andrew Losowsky and Nick Richards will blow you away with comedies, action sequences, moving dramas and jaw-dropping art, all made with a mouse and gamepad. Neither gaming nor cinema will ever be the same again."</p>

<p>NEVER THE SAME AGAIN!</p>]]>

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<title>four. they are jolly good, fellows</title>
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<description>Some of you may have wondered what I was talking about before, when I said I was up to something. Others may even have wondered what I&apos;ve been up to in the last month or so. The answers are here. Lap it up, kids. Pre-order now, and get very, very excited. They are *gorgeous*....</description>
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<dc:creator>Andrew Losowsky</dc:creator>
<dc:date>2008-04-03T00:24:22+01:00</dc:date>
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<![CDATA[<p><img alt="lecoolbooks.png" src="http://www.losowsky.co.uk/weblog/lecoolbooks-thumb-440x361.png" width="220" height="181"><br><br>Some of you may have wondered what I was talking about before, when I said I was up to something. Others may even have wondered what I've been up to in the last month or so. The answers are <a href="http://www.lecoolbook.com">here</a>. Lap it up, kids. Pre-order now, and get very, very excited. They are *gorgeous*.</p>]]>

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<title>Flying</title>
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<description>When we first talked of doing an inflight magazine, we wanted to do things differently....</description>
<dc:subject></dc:subject>
<dc:creator>Andrew Losowsky</dc:creator>
<dc:date>2008-02-26T14:16:37+01:00</dc:date>
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<![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.losowsky.co.uk/weblog/landing.jpg"><img alt="landing.jpg" src="http://www.losowsky.co.uk/weblog/landing-thumb-430x262.jpg" width="430" height="262"></a><br/><br/>When we first talked of doing an inflight magazine, we wanted to do things differently. </p>]]>
<![CDATA[<p>Inflight magazines don't show real people; <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/prandial/484029989/in/set-72157600028429539/">ours would</a>. Inflight magazines don't tell you anything new about your own city; <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/prandial/456866523/in/set-72157600028429539/">ours would</a>. Inflight magazines don't give you great, short fiction, set in your destination, to read on the plane; <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/prandial/484075480/in/set-72157600028429539/">ours would</a>. Inflight magazines don't have distinctive, non-traditional covers; <a href="http://magculture.com/blog/?p=1300">ours... well you get the idea.</a>. </p>

<p>Another thing inflight magazines don't do is acknowledge that you're on an aeroplane. In fact they actively try to make you forget you are. Who are they kidding? Passengers don't become fools the moment they step on board, so we decided we would create a double page at the back of the mag, filled with fun things to do on the plane. </p>

<p>From flirting with the person next to you, to walking like a spaceman to and from the bathroom, it would be a playful regular feature of in-plane activities to make you smile. We found a great  illustrator at very short notice, and worked together to create something we called 'Pasatiempos' (Pastimes, Puzzles in Spanish) or 'L&ing' (Landing, geddit?). </p>

<p>Regular readers will know, <a href="http://www.lecool.com">we</a> then beat Spain's biggest publishing companies, plus the behemoth of inflight magazines <a href="http://ink-publishing.com/">Ink Publishing</a>, to win the commission to create our unique inflight magazine <a href="http://lingmagazine.com/"><em>Ling</em></a> for revolutionary Spanish airline <a href="http://www.vueling.com">Vueling</a>. </p>

<p>And today, it's our Pasatiempos page that's been nominated for an <a href="http://www.spd.org/">SPD</a> award. People use the phrase "Oscars of the [industry name here] world" rather a <a href="http://www.google.com/search?q=%22oscars+of+the%22+world">lot</a>. So I'll just list some of the other nominees. </p>

<p><em>GQ, Rolling Stone, New York Times, Vanity Fair, Wired, Esquire, TIME, Metropolis, National Geographic, Fast Company, Marie Claire. </em></p>

<p>The nominated graphic was <a href="http://www.headsonboards.com/portfolio/index.php?album=print&image=03_print_headsonboards.jpg">this one</a>, though it could have been any of them really. Further examples are on the illustrator, Heads on Boards' site <a href="http://www.headsonboards.com/portfolio/index.php?album=print">here.</a> </p>

<p>I'm sure, in years to come, such industry shouts will be passé, but for a small company like ours, to have our only magazine recognised in a big awards thingy like this one, just reminds us of one thing: we were right all along. </p>

<p>We just got started. Watch this (air)space. </p>

<p>UPDATE: You can leaf through some recent issues <a href="http://issuu.com/lingmagazine/">here</a>. Go full screen for the proper experience.</p>]]>
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<title>Snap, happy</title>
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<description>At the risk of sounding all Hammersley, I&apos;ve been in Madrid shooting pics for one of a forthcoming three &apos;things&apos; that will be talked about soon. And this one came out purrty. Meanwhile, this is just great in ways I can&apos;t even express....</description>
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<dc:creator>Andrew Losowsky</dc:creator>
<dc:date>2008-02-01T23:24:06+01:00</dc:date>
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<![CDATA[<p>At the risk of sounding all Hammersley, I've been in Madrid shooting pics for one of a forthcoming three 'things' that will be talked about soon. And this one came out purrty. Meanwhile, <a href="http://producten.hema.nl/">this</a> is just great in ways I can't even express.</p>

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<title>I am not Al Gore&apos;s friend</title>
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<description>Let&apos;s just start by saying that I don&apos;t feel good about this....</description>
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<dc:creator>Andrew Losowsky</dc:creator>
<dc:date>2008-01-15T09:49:21+01:00</dc:date>
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<![CDATA[<p>Let's just start by saying that I don't feel good about this. <br />
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<![CDATA[<p><br />
I did my <a href="http://www.losowsky.co.uk/weblog/archives/2007/01/16/plane_speaking.html">annual calculation of flights taken</a> the other day. Now I thought last year's total of 36 was pretty ridiculous. And it was. How about 2007? </p>

<p>62. (Actually, 62 and a half, if you count the parachute jump.)</p>

<p>I recounted, twice, blushing harder each time. It's a lot of time in the air, several days of my life in lines for security, and more over-priced food and copies of <em>The Economist</em> than any man has any right to suffer. Its also more than 90,000 miles of flying, which is something like 24 times around the circumference of the globe. If you listen carefully, you can hear my bodyclock spinning.</p>

<p>Here's a spiderweb of my 2007 European routes: </p>

<p><img alt="euroflying.gif" src="http://www.losowsky.co.uk/weblog/euroflying.gif" width="481" height="241"><br />
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And here's a graph of my airport consumption (click for detail). The fattest bit, unsurprisingly, is Barcelona:</p>

<p><a href="http://www.losowsky.co.uk/weblog/graph1.html" onclick="window.open('http://www.losowsky.co.uk/weblog/graph1.html','popup','width=600,height=463,scrollbars=no,resizable=no,toolbar=no,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=no,left=0,top=0'); return false"><img src="http://www.losowsky.co.uk/weblog/graph1-thumb-320x246.jpg" width="320" height="246" alt="graph1.jpg"></a><br />
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<p>In some more numbers:</p>

<p>29 airports visited<br />
13 countries visited, in four continents (transit obviously doesn't count, and I didn't make it across to Asia while in Istanbul)<br />
1 Business Class upgrade<br />
2 missed planes (one for lost passport, one for when the clocks went forward in March - yes, really)<br />
2 flights booked that I chose not to take</p>

<p>And finally, the awards:</p>

<p>Best airport terminal: Zurich<br />
Worst airport terminal: Yet again, Charles de Gaulle, though Miami ran it very close this year<br />
Smallest airport terminal: Henri Coandă International<br />
Best airline accessory: the KLM shop in Schipol, with an entire fake cabin to sit in<br />
Strangest gadget: the airblowery thing that tests for gunpowder residue on furreners in the USA. Iris scanning looks fun, too<br />
Strangest sight: 200 people dressed like nomads, waiting patiently in Ataturk Airport for their connection to Kyrgyzstan <br />
Best movies: Virgin Atlantic<br />
Best inflight mag: <em>Ling</em>. Obviously<br />
Worst food: the lack of anything hot on a six-hour flight, due to the strike on Air France<br />
Best customer service: Miami Airport, where the security guard offered me a swig of some confiscated whisky<br />
Worst customer service: Everyone else in Miami Airport</p>

<p>I should also point out that I took a *lot* of trains and buses this year. But yes, I've been a bad carbon boy, and my flatmates no longer know who I am. This year didn't start well - a flight on 2nd Jan - but it will be a little better. Next year will be a LOT better. That, or I'll start giving the safety demonstrations myself. </p>

<p>(Image from <a href="http://gc.kls2.com/">The Great Circle Mapper</a>, graph from <a href="http://nces.ed.gov/nceskids/createagraph/">Create a Graph</a> and inspired by the latest, ever-wonderful, <a href="http://feltron.com/index.php?/content/2007_annual_report/">Feltron Report</a>.)</p>]]>
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<title>Boicboic</title>
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<description>Deadlines are making that whooshing noise again, and I seem to be in Amsterdam, so I direct the honorable gentlepeoples over to boicozine, where I have a review of the year posted up for your interwebnet delectation....</description>
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<![CDATA[<p>Deadlines are making that whooshing noise again, and I seem to be in Amsterdam, so I direct the honorable gentlepeoples over to boicozine, where I have <a href="http://blog.boico.net/archives/158">a review of the year</a> posted up for your interwebnet delectation.</p>]]>

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<title>The obit they didn&apos;t want to publish</title>
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<description>Many well-known people died on Christmas Day. James Brown last year; Dean Martin and Charlie Chaplin a few before that. Suitably for my current location, Nicolai Ceausescu as well. This year, it didn&apos;t make the front pages, but a great man of literature did die: Hugh Massingberd, the man who changed the nature of the modern obituary, via the pages of the Daily Telegraph. I had the good fortune to meet this giant of a man (in every way) a few years ago. The current incumbent at the Telegraph, Andrew McKie, writes his personal tribute here, and doubtless wrote the (always unsigned) official send off, glorious in its minutiae of the man&apos;s own genealogy, here. Unsurprisingly, he gets coverage elsewhere too. I haven&apos;t yet bought his autobiography, though it sounds essential reading to anyone who likes words. Wit, racconteur, bon viveur, penniless and generous, lover of life and lover of lives. He stopped writing due to ill health and lack of confidence a few years ago; his legacy isn&apos;t well known, but hugely loved by newspaper readers around the world. Click some links, buy his compilations of obits, read his words, laugh. It&apos;s what Hugh Massingberd - who died on the same date as WC Fields, as I&apos;m sure he would have known - would want. A few choice excerpts from his own obit: &quot;He was known to have eaten the largest breakfast ever in the Connaught, so overtaking the previous record-holder, the late Aga Khan. If a waiter listed the menu for breakfast - eggs, sausages, bacon, steak, mushrooms etc - Massingberd merely nodded. When the waiter enquired which he wanted, he would say, &quot;All of them&quot;, and then worked his way through them. I often invited him with two others to eat a brace of pheasants. Three shared one, he ate the other. I suspected he went to McDonald&apos;s, ravenous, on the way home.&quot; &quot;In front of me, I have Hugh&apos;s copy of a book of Telegraph obituaries, complete with underlinings, showing details that particularly amused him. Among the passages underlined are: &quot;Lieutenant-Colonel Geoffrey Knowles (who as a subaltern was bitten in the buttocks by a bear - he survived but the bear expired).&quot; &quot;Commander &apos;Braces&apos; Bracegirdle of the Australian navy was asked by one of his sailors for compassionate leave on the grounds that his home town was under flood water 6ft deep, and his wife was only 5ft 3in high. Braces silently handed over an orange box and stamps to post it.&quot; &quot;Big Daddy, the 28-stone wrestler (real name, Shirley Crabtree) whose leotard was made from the chintz covers of his wife&apos;s sofa.&quot; Hugh knew instinctively that it is our peculiarities - our failings, our embarrassments - that make us who we are.&quot;...</description>
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<dc:creator>Andrew Losowsky</dc:creator>
<dc:date>2007-12-27T18:58:03+01:00</dc:date>
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<![CDATA[<p>Many well-known people died on Christmas Day. James Brown last year; Dean Martin and Charlie Chaplin a few before that. Suitably for my current location, Nicolai Ceausescu as well. This year, it didn't make the front pages, but a great man of literature <a href="http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml;jsessionid=0WV3THTRQTV0VQFIQMGCFFWAVCBQUIV0?xml=/news/2007/12/27/nmassing127.xml">did die</a>: Hugh Massingberd, the man who changed the nature of the modern obituary, via the pages of the Daily Telegraph. </p>

<p>I had the good fortune to meet this giant of a man (in every way) a few years ago. The current incumbent at the Telegraph, Andrew McKie, writes his personal tribute <a href="http://blogs.telegraph.co.uk/ukcorrespondents/andrewmckie/dec07/massingberd.htm">here</a>, and doubtless wrote the (always unsigned) official send off, glorious in its minutiae of the man's own genealogy, <a href="http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml;jsessionid=LC0SWW4E1KQ5NQFIQMFSFGGAVCBQ0IV0?xml=/news/2007/12/27/db2701.xml">here</a>. </p>

<p>Unsurprisingly, he gets <a href="http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/comment/obituaries/article3100894.ece">coverage</a> <a href="http://news.independent.co.uk/people/obituaries/article3286798.ece">elsewhere</a> too. I haven't yet bought his autobiography, though it sounds essential reading to anyone who likes words. Wit, racconteur, bon viveur, penniless and generous, lover of life and lover of lives. He stopped writing due to ill health and lack of confidence a few years ago; his legacy isn't well known, but hugely loved by newspaper readers around the world. Click some links, buy his compilations of obits, read his words, laugh. It's what Hugh Massingberd - who died on the same date as WC Fields, as I'm sure he would have known - would want.</p>

<p>A few choice excerpts from his own obit:<br />
"He was known to have eaten the largest breakfast ever in the Connaught, so overtaking the previous record-holder, the late Aga Khan. If a waiter listed the menu for breakfast - eggs, sausages, bacon, steak, mushrooms etc - Massingberd merely nodded. When the waiter enquired which he wanted, he would say, "All of them", and then worked his way through them. I often invited him with two others to eat a brace of pheasants. Three shared one, he ate the other. I suspected he went to McDonald's, ravenous, on the way home."</p>

<p>"In front of me, I have Hugh's copy of a book of Telegraph obituaries, complete with underlinings, showing details that particularly amused him.</p>

<p>Among the passages underlined are: "Lieutenant-Colonel Geoffrey Knowles (who as a subaltern was bitten in the buttocks by a bear - he survived but the bear expired)."</p>

<p>"Commander 'Braces' Bracegirdle of the Australian navy was asked by one of his sailors for compassionate leave on the grounds that his home town was under flood water 6ft deep, and his wife was only 5ft 3in high. Braces silently handed over an orange box and stamps to post it."</p>

<p>"Big Daddy, the 28-stone wrestler (real name, Shirley Crabtree) whose leotard was made from the chintz covers of his wife's sofa."</p>

<p>Hugh knew instinctively that it is our peculiarities - our failings, our embarrassments - that make us who we are."</p>]]>

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<title>I could tell you but then you would have to be destroyed by me</title>
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<description>FOI hero Trevor Paglen has found out what happens when you create secret ops so undercover that you can&apos;t draft in a designer to help out. Result: some rather amusing patches. My favourite motto: Gustatus similis pullus. Tastes like chicken. Buy the book, and be very, very scared. (via Cool Tools, where there are more egs)...</description>
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<dc:creator>Andrew Losowsky</dc:creator>
<dc:date>2007-11-27T19:42:27+01:00</dc:date>
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<![CDATA[<p><img alt="2006-NOYFB-patch-lg.jpg" src="http://www.losowsky.co.uk/weblog/2006-NOYFB-patch-lg.jpg" width="220" height="303"><br><br>FOI hero <a href="http://www.paglen.com/pages/projects/nowhere/symbology.html">Trevor Paglen</a> has found out what happens when you create secret ops so undercover that you can't draft in a designer to help out. Result: some rather amusing patches. My favourite motto:<em> Gustatus similis pullus</em>. Tastes like chicken.</p>

<p><a href="http://www.amazon.com/Could-Tell-Then-Would-Destroyed/dp/1933633328/ref=nosim/kkorg-20">Buy the book</a>, and be very, very scared.</p>

<p>(<a href="http://www.kk.org/cooltools/archives/002068.php">via Cool Tools</a>, where there are more egs)</p>]]>

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<title>Is it a bird? Is it a Blaine?</title>
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<description>Forthcoming flyers of airline BMI Baby will appreciate this double page feature on le cool and all our wonders in the next issue of their magazine Yeah Baby!. Here it is: It passed through the hands of the writer, the photo editor, the designer, the sub editor, the editor and finally went through a whole proofing process. During all of which no-one noticed something strange about my feet in this (lowres on the preview) photo: All of which adds a subtle touch to the whole thing that rather pleases me. Only eagle-eyed readers will recognise the true nature of our magic....</description>
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<dc:creator>Andrew Losowsky</dc:creator>
<dc:date>2007-11-14T13:22:28+01:00</dc:date>
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<![CDATA[<p>Forthcoming flyers of airline BMI Baby will appreciate this double page feature on le cool and all our wonders in the next issue of their magazine <a href="http://www.bmibabymagazine.com/">Yeah Baby!</a>. Here it is:</p>

<p><img alt="yeahbaby_lecool.jpg" src="http://www.losowsky.co.uk/weblog/yeahbaby_lecool.jpg" width="480" height="302"></p>

<p>It passed through the hands of the writer, the photo editor, the designer, the sub editor, the editor and finally went through a whole proofing process. During all of which no-one noticed something strange about my feet in this (lowres on the preview) photo:</p>

<p><img alt="babylift.jpg" src="http://www.losowsky.co.uk/weblog/babylift.jpg" width="480" height="425"></p>

<p>All of which adds a subtle touch to the whole thing that rather pleases me. Only eagle-eyed readers will recognise the true nature of our magic.</p>]]>

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<title>Arms and the man</title>
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<description>See this cool thing here? Do you? This, my brothers and sisters, is my family coat of arms. Well, maybe, probably, but hey, this page says it&apos;s valid for people with the surname Losowski, so I&apos;m bloody claiming it. That&apos;s seven peacock feathers. Seven. And a bloody visor from some armour, wearing a crown! Oh yes. I always knew, deep down, I came from Polish-Lithuanian nobility. Anyone know a good Catalan tattoo artist?...</description>
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<dc:creator>Andrew Losowsky</dc:creator>
<dc:date>2007-11-07T22:08:29+01:00</dc:date>
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<![CDATA[<p><img alt="losowskiarms.jpg" src="http://www.losowsky.co.uk/weblog/losowskiarms.jpg" width="202" height="441"/><br/><br/>See this cool thing here? Do you? This, my brothers and sisters, is my family coat of arms. Well, maybe, probably, but hey, <a href="http://www.jurzak.pl/gd/szablony/herb.php?lang=en&id=0104">this page</a> says it's valid for people with the surname Losowski, so I'm bloody claiming it. That's seven peacock feathers. Seven. And a bloody visor from some armour, wearing a crown! Oh yes. I always knew, deep down, I came from Polish-Lithuanian nobility.</p>

<p>Anyone know a good Catalan tattoo artist?</p>]]>

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